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Dreaming of a silent night? Keep dreaming.
This one’s for the parents who love Christmas but haven’t heard peace and quiet since 2012.
Equal parts festive and unhinged.. because the only thing that’s listening this season is Alexa.
Cozy, sarcastic, and painfully accurate. 
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (because comfort is non-negotiable)
Dreaming of a silent night? Keep dreaming.
This one’s for the parents who love Christmas but haven’t heard peace and quiet since 2012.
Equal parts festive and unhinged.. because the only thing that’s listening this season is Alexa.
Cozy, sarcastic, and painfully accurate. 
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (because comfort is non-negotiable)
            
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