Dark Roast
For the historically unhinged, but make it vintage.
It’s a classic public town meeting: torches, chaos, and one woman who definitely wasn’t the town’s biggest problem. A real scrapbook moment.
Suspicious? Always. Startled? Never. Burned? Not nearly enough for their taste.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (the kind you’d wear to a “meeting” with the villagers)
For the historically unhinged, but make it vintage.
It’s a classic public town meeting: torches, chaos, and one woman who definitely wasn’t the town’s biggest problem. A real scrapbook moment.
Suspicious? Always. Startled? Never. Burned? Not nearly enough for their taste.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (the kind you’d wear to a “meeting” with the villagers)