Vintage children’s sing-along energy meets ritual-level decisions, complete with a flaming record player and zero adult supervision. The soundtrack of questionable childhoods everywhere.
Chaotic? Absolutely. Age-appropriate? Not even close. Catchy? Unfortunately, yes.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (perfect for nostalgic bad influences)
Vintage children’s sing-along energy meets ritual-level decisions, complete with a flaming record player and zero adult supervision. The soundtrack of questionable childhoods everywhere.
Chaotic? Absolutely. Age-appropriate? Not even close. Catchy? Unfortunately, yes.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (perfect for nostalgic bad influences)
