The one gift they won’t regift, return, or pretend to like.
Stop buying people stuff they leave in a drawer out of guilt. Give them a gift card and let them pick the exact level of sarcasm, chaos, or unhinged energy they want.
Perfect for:
People who only wear black
Friends with resting witch face
Family members who “don’t need anything” (liars)
Anyone with a personality too complicated for you to shop for
No returns. No forced smiles. No “oh… thanks.” Just pure, undiluted satisfaction.
Instant delivery. Zero effort. Maximum appreciation.
Give chaos responsibly. 🖤
The one gift they won’t regift, return, or pretend to like.
Stop buying people stuff they leave in a drawer out of guilt. Give them a gift card and let them pick the exact level of sarcasm, chaos, or unhinged energy they want.
Perfect for:
People who only wear black
Friends with resting witch face
Family members who “don’t need anything” (liars)
Anyone with a personality too complicated for you to shop for
No returns. No forced smiles. No “oh… thanks.” Just pure, undiluted satisfaction.
Instant delivery. Zero effort. Maximum appreciation.
Give chaos responsibly. 🖤