Hypothetically speaking.
If feelings were involved, they’d probably be for you.
But let’s not get carried away.
This one’s for the emotionally unavailable, the selectively affectionate, and anyone who prefers their love with a layer of irony. Skeleton hands, bold type, zero sincerity.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend
Big “if.” 🖤
Hypothetically speaking.
If feelings were involved, they’d probably be for you.
But let’s not get carried away.
This one’s for the emotionally unavailable, the selectively affectionate, and anyone who prefers their love with a layer of irony. Skeleton hands, bold type, zero sincerity.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend
Big “if.” 🖤
