This tee nails that vintage-storybook chaos where the adults aren’t watching, the kids are vibing, and something in the lake definitely wants custody.
It’s nostalgic, it’s deranged, and it’s exactly the kind of energy your closet deserves.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (built for questionable life choices)
This tee nails that vintage-storybook chaos where the adults aren’t watching, the kids are vibing, and something in the lake definitely wants custody.
It’s nostalgic, it’s deranged, and it’s exactly the kind of energy your closet deserves.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (built for questionable life choices)
