Mommy, Can We Keep Him?
Not to be dramatic, but childhood was clearly unmonitored back then.
This tee taps into that retro storybook era where questionable decisions were “just part of growing up,” and every kid swore they could handle whatever creature followed them home. Spoiler: they could not.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend
Wear it like a cautionary tale no one bothered to learn from.
Not to be dramatic, but childhood was clearly unmonitored back then.
This tee taps into that retro storybook era where questionable decisions were “just part of growing up,” and every kid swore they could handle whatever creature followed them home. Spoiler: they could not.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend
Wear it like a cautionary tale no one bothered to learn from.