For fans of classic games where the difficulty setting was just “bad parenting.”
This tee plays like a vintage two-player showdown: questionable weapons, zero rules, and absolutely no adult oversight. Choose your fighter, pick your strategy, and hope your reflexes are better than your childhood decisions.
Perfect for anyone who treats life like a chaos simulator.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (lightweight enough for boss battles)
For fans of classic games where the difficulty setting was just “bad parenting.”
This tee plays like a vintage two-player showdown: questionable weapons, zero rules, and absolutely no adult oversight. Choose your fighter, pick your strategy, and hope your reflexes are better than your childhood decisions.
Perfect for anyone who treats life like a chaos simulator.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (lightweight enough for boss battles)
