Some kids learn to ride a bike. Others learn to resurrect the dead.
This tee is for the ones who always picked the “forbidden” option in every storybook and turned out just fine… mostly.
It’s nostalgic chaos with a side of poor decision-making.. exactly the kind of childhood education we all actually had.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (comfortable enough for raising hell… literally)
Some kids learn to ride a bike. Others learn to resurrect the dead.
This tee is for the ones who always picked the “forbidden” option in every storybook and turned out just fine… mostly.
It’s nostalgic chaos with a side of poor decision-making.. exactly the kind of childhood education we all actually had.
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Fabric: Soft cotton-poly blend (comfortable enough for raising hell… literally)
